Naked Dumbassness: Charlie Sheen & the Double Standard

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Under the category of "This-shit-is-too-funny-to-be made-up", Charlie Sheen has done it again. Only two months out of  rehab, Sheen went on an alcohol and drug fueled binge had an "allergic reaction" to medication and was found naked in a restaurant bathroom in New York City earlier this week. According to his date, Capri Anderson, he reneged on his agreement to pay her $12,000 for the night so the tawdry but hilarious details of Sheen's antics are now being reported in the media. Sheen's date, Miss Anderson is an adult film star with multiple aliases and assuming she didn't have the same "allergic reaction" as Sheen, she knows what went down and isn't afraid to get her 15 minutes of fame.

While there appears to be no consequences or repercussions for Sheen's bad behavior, imagine if this were Lindsay Lohan instead? Poor Miss Lindsay would certainly be drummed out of Hollywood for good if she pulled half the stunts Sheen has. She has been ridiculed and vilified for her problem with drugs, alcohol and women but Sheen has not.  He is still the highest paid actor ($1 million an episode) on television and everyone looks the other way when he beats down his women and goes on drug and alcohol binges. For once, I'd like to see the media camp outside his house, his girlfriends' houses and follow him around all day taking pictures and asking him stupid questions.

Of course it's about drugs, alcohol and sex for him, but what's with punching the wall and shouting "nigger, nigger, nigger"? Maybe it's time for an intervention because Charlie Sheen is nuttier than a fruitcake. Drugs, alcohol and skanky women do not mix! Martin, come get your boy!